Definitions by Andrew K.

egm 

bullshit. i didnt write that.

im not even sure what egm is.

egm by andrew k. February 1, 2005

schnarque 

To penetrate one anally without consent, much to the recipient's surprise and dismay.

"She was entirely too loose, so i schnarqued her for my own personal gain."

schnarque by andrew k. January 31, 2005

egm 

One of the best video game magazines ever made, with great cover art, and inside reviews.

Did you get the special addition cover for egm # 138?

egm by Andrew K. May 9, 2004