Andrew Fenske's definitions

blarg

To ejaculate a large multi-coloured load.

Jesses sister licked up my Blarg last night, her tongue looked like a rainbow.

Jesses sister had blarg on her lip when she went out on a date with matt young, so matt took her around back of a zellers and when she took off her shirt he blarged in his pants as usual!

HAHAHA dude that guy blarged on jesses sister.

by Andrew Fenske April 20, 2008

thop

To ejaculate continously over someones face until they appear as if they are they michelin man.

Dude I thopped on jesses sister until she looked like the guy from those tire commercials!

by Andrew Fenske April 20, 2008