A crude way of calling someone a 'wanker', used heavily between employees at actual UK law firms due to the derogatory nature of being known as a scumbag lawyer like the infamous Andrew Crossley.
davenport69_4u: LOL I just sent a legal letter to some dumb kid and her parents went ballistic!!! lmao down wit all pirates
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.
by Andrew Crosswithme September 24, 2010