5 definitions by Andrew Colley
Incredibly athletic, and sports a daily cigar. Wise and sleek, the Papa Avery indulges in heavy mafia affairs and is iconic in the business of drugs. The Papa Avery may be spotted driving a green jeep, and all civilians within a 40 meter diameter of him are subject to the possibility of a spontaneous beating by a wooden cane.
"That's a mufuckin Papa Avery"
by Andrew Colley June 24, 2019
A nickname for Emilee Sheets, basically the best turtle in existence. If you contradict this you may be sued and given a life sentence.
by Andrew Colley July 1, 2019
Oddly deformed version of a Goblin, please take caution in the vicinity of a Gargumple. No one knows where they have descended from, and if you have not yet run into one, please keep it that way.
"Gargumples are the 2nd leading cause of death in Europe, commonly by strangulation and/or random acts of violence through flailing of the arms"
by Andrew Colley June 24, 2019
An amazing person, and the best girl on this planet. You will notice her easily from her eyes, she will go out of her way to make everyone happy, especially her lover, so cross paths with her, and I'll beat your fucking ass. Because she's mine. And no one can take her.
by Andrew Colley June 24, 2019
A cult based off of the glorification of beloved history teacher, George Means. The George Meanian Cult operates within Olympia, Washington, and is said to have published a propaganda line as well, with optional shirts. Slogans include "It is god'oclock" and "God is alive - He's in room 105". The establishment has well over 200 members, broadcasting the faith to most parts of Olympia High School.
by Andrew Colley June 24, 2019