1 definition by Andrew B. Banta

1. A rather large and portly woman, typically condescending and large of bosom. Her "expertise" is narrow, her girth is not.
2. A homosexual man who is lesbian in nature, often lightheartedly referred to as: light in the loafers. A.K.A. a fairy.
3. One who enjoys the ungodly pleasures of anal stimulation.
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by Andrew B. Banta February 3, 2009
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