Definitions by Andrea Pirlo

Stoner's dozen 

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I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

Stoner's dozen by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015

Whiptug 

A male masturbating with one hand while spraying a can of whip cream into his mouth with the other. It's verbal counterpart, whiptugging, is also acceptable. Best executed while listening to Devo's "Whip It".

- What are you up to tonight Chris?
- Probably just gonna stay home and whiptug tough.

Whiptug by Andrea Pirlo July 2, 2011