1 definition by AnEquatorialManiac
A guy who will abandon his friends for an e-girlfriend he's never met because of his newfound "maturity". He also loves pepsi and is prone to asshole infections.
Dan: I wonder what that asshole Dejan is up to.
Amp: He's probably drinking pepsi while complaining about his anal fissure to his "girlfriend".
Dan: Probably.
Amp: He's probably drinking pepsi while complaining about his anal fissure to his "girlfriend".
Dan: Probably.
by AnEquatorialManiac August 4, 2015