1 definition by American Dictionary of Idioms.

A stupid idiom that Mackenzie wants to believe is real, when it really isn't.

This isn't a real phrase and has been completely made up.
Mackenzie:
What does "harshing my mellow" mean?

Anyone who isn't an ignoramus:

It doesn't mean anything, because you just made that phrase up and it doesn't exist.
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