by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
A burger that comes with Muenster cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Muenster Under the Bun Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger, it comes with chorizo!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm OK, You're Ok-ra Burger, it comes with okra!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018
An affectionate term for the gay scene in San Antonio, Texas. Gay guys from Austin will often make San Mantonio their home destination on Grindr to help meet potential partners.
Score, dude, I've got a date tonight! Gonna drive down I-35 and spend an evening in San Mantonio, you know what I mean!!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 18, 2016
A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018