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Kingstonguing 

Guys on vacation in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!
Guys in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!

Wilmingtonguing 

Delaware guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Wilmingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Delaware. Literally, a Wilmington-tonguing!
I took a trip to Delaware last week, and this guy gave me the Wilmingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

Band On The Bun Burger 

A burger that comes with wings (a play on the song and album "Band on the Run" by Wings)!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Band On The Bun Burger, it comes with wings!!!"

Moody Foodie 

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!
Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.

Good Night and Good Leek Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with leeks
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Good Night and Good Leek Burger, it comes with leeks!"

Hamptonguing 

When visiting the Hamptons men love going down on their ladies. Thus, a Hamptonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, in the Hamptons. Literally, a Hampton-tonguing!
I took a trip to the Hamptons last week, and this guy gave me the Hamptonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

Onion-tended Consequences Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"