Wonder Wharf

The Bob's Burgers amusement park you want in your neighborhood. Attractions include: The Scream-I-Cane, Queezy Queen, Pirate Ship, Scramble Pan, The Zany Plane, Wonder Wheel, The Octopus, and a petting zoo.

Louise: Hey Gene, let's go down to Wonder Wharf and try to sneak on the Scream-I-Cane!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Xi Jinping

Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)

Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Freedom of Choys Burger

A special burger that comes with bok choy

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Freedom of Choys Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

The youngest woman ever to serve in Congress, and also sexiest Congressperson, 2019

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rocks!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 04, 2019

Wilmingtonguing

Delaware guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Wilmingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Delaware. Literally, a Wilmington-tonguing!

I took a trip to Delaware last week, and this guy gave me the Wilmingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger

A Bob's Burgers Burger of the Day

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018