The Squad

An amazing, kick-ass quartet of Congresswomen: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a.k.a. AOC; Ayanna Pressley; Rashida Tlaib; and Ilhan Omar.
The Squad is on the case, protecting America!
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Chillinois

The movement to legalize marijuana use in Illinois, is occasionally referred to as the portmantrau derived from Chill/Illinois.
Maybe by this time next year pot will be legal and we'll be living in Chillinois, eh?
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Brothalyzer

A device that tells you how much broth you've drunk
"I think I had too much soup. Give me a brothalyzer test!"
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Moody Foodie

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!
Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.
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An unusual burger that comes with bruschetta... or something.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Red Bruschett-a Burger, you should try it!"
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A burger that comes with capers and goat cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"
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duderus

If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
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