The Six Scallion Dollar Man Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with scallions

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Six Scallion Dollar Man Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Bumper to bumper

A sexy form of traffic

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Fig Lebowski Burger

A burger served with fig

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fig Lebowski Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Tucker Carlson

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face

You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

When Harry Met Salami Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with salami

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the When Harry Met Salami Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Citizen Kale Burger

A burger served with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Citizen Kale Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Is This Your Chard Burger

A specialized burger made with swiss chard.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Is This Your Chard Burger! It comes with swiss chard ... get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018