When a man lays down his righteous feces upon a woman's supple breast while she is farting and gently massaging the anus.
by Amanda Hugankiss July 29, 2008

Lame emo kids who think they're cool by not smoking or drinking. Often flaunts it whenever possible.
1. Hey man, you wanna try some pot?
2. No, I'm straight edge!
3. HAHAHAHAHA, Sucks to be you fucking emo! Go cut your wrists!
2. No, I'm straight edge!
3. HAHAHAHAHA, Sucks to be you fucking emo! Go cut your wrists!
by Amanda Hugankiss December 21, 2006
