Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”
Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!
Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.
Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.
Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
by Amadeus Thrombosis November 07, 2024