Alter iD's definitions

freaky-fast

Freaky-fast (v.): Refraining from masturbation for a week and then, at the end of the week, ordering Jimmy John's and trying to fully masturbate before the delivery guy gets there.

I hadn't masturbated all week so decided to freaky-fast before the failed radio DJ brought me my sandwich.

by Alter iD February 5, 2014