Definitions by Alpaca Cray Cray

ifhmj 

What happens when you hit the keyboard really hard with your face but only manage to break your nose.

*ifhmj*
Person 1: Why is so your face messed up?
Person 2: I fucking hate my job, so I smashed my keyboard on my face.

ifhmj by Alpaca Cray Cray May 17, 2017