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What happens when you hit the keyboard really
hard
with your
face
but only manage to
break
your nose.
*ifhmj*
Person
1
: Why is so your
face
messed up?
Person 2: I
fucking
hate my job, so I smashed my keyboard on my face.
ifhmj
by
Alpaca Cray Cray
May 17, 2017