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Wagnerian

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.

Her: How he is 6'8
He: Idk he goes to Wagner
Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder

by Almost The Average Human October 3, 2021

minaisretarded

Mina is extremely dented
Possibly mad

Oh hell nah minaisretarded

by Almost The Average Human October 30, 2022