keesaw

A wild animal usual found to be an alpha male that dominates and cements its place within a social hierarchy

Keesaws usually hang out down at the local watering hole where they are known to cause mischief by fooling around with the silly geese

With a ferocious appetite for sex it’s not uncommon for a Keesaw to have up to a flock of 10 females that he pleases with his special breading technique known as the bum pirate bonanza

Keesaws are hairy in appearance but well groomed if you can imagine an athletic gorilla that’s visited a Turkish barbers
Girlfriend: Fucking hell did you see that Chad walk past?

Boyfriend: yeah that guy is a total keesaw
by AllyBod November 23, 2021
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