Definitions by Allie Beege

tae kwon bro 

Ancient martial art used by bros to put inferior non-bros in their respective place at the bottom of the food chain. Founded by our forefathers and used to kick redcoat ass in the Revolutionary War.

This guy was totally being a cockblock so I used my extensive knowledge of tae kwon bro to kick his ass.

tae kwon bro by Allie Beege May 9, 2011