Definitions by Allen Patrick Wagner

Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.

Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.

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When one shaves all their pubic hair except for the hair between their testicles/vagina and their anus.

I think she trapped the stench in her Low Hawk.

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