When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010
A country founded by beavers in 1901. it's capital is Yukon, which is a barren wasteland. though the beavers expanded southwards to where there was wooded lands. since then the beavers have imported 3000 lumberjacks a year from the US to help them clear trees for massive dams that they put in canada, these dams formed what is now the great lakes.
US Lumberjack 1: those beavers in canada recruited me to cut down trees there eh
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
by All-American-Badass February 05, 2010
The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
by All-American-Badass October 17, 2008