Definitions by All Knowing Jimbo
Rand Dumb
Named for Patient Zero, this illness was first discovered in Washington DC in 2011. Categorized as a special kind of stupid, this malady directly affects the IQ and causes it to drop to under 60 points. Symptoms include feigning expertise on an unfamiliar subject and the ability to verbalize nonsense.
Rand Dumb by All Knowing Jimbo January 29, 2021
Cultlican
A member of Congress whose nose is so deep into Trump's bunghole they are willing to contort themselves to get praise from him.
Cultlican by All Knowing Jimbo January 14, 2021