1. A guy who is very perverted
2. A guy who hits on every girl he hears of... even if he has never me them and they live hundreds of miles away
3.A douche bag
with who things he's a total baller
1. "Eew Greg just asked what size bra I wear... wtf I don't even know him!"
2. "This guy clear across the county just asked me out. Must be another Greg."
3. Greg- "Hey baby, wanna hook up?"
Girl- "No you weirdo!"
Greg- "Whatever I can have any chick... you look like you
ain't good in bed anyways
2. child abuser
4. overweight 40-something who dresses like my great-grandma but thinks she's "kewl"
5. all of the above (the only true definition)
Katie- "Who's your mom?"
Katie- "I'm sorry."
Alice- "Yeah, my house is like hell."