Definitions by Alhgator

carmungalated 

Jacked the fuck up. So completely messed up it almost can’t be fixed.

My headphones got so carmungalated that I had to throw them away and buy a new pair.

carmungalated by Alhgator September 27, 2019

69 pie 

Two girls eating each other out after their men came inside them.

Hey, let's cum inside of Sara and Kandice so they can eat some 69 pie!

69 pie by Alhgator April 26, 2017

man unicorn 

More rare than a female unicorn… All-female unicorns search for this rare man who is part powerful and part too good looking to look at. Male unicorns are most famous for their incredible kissing abilities and ability to attract any unicorn they so desire.

Well that Andrew sure is a man unicorn… I am so jealous.

man unicorn by Alhgator April 19, 2017