Alfred Von Glockenspiel's definitions

Houston Texans

the shittiest team in the nfl

the houston texans are losing... again

by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 1, 2006

redskins

One of the oldest franchises in the NFL. Has sold out every home game since 1966 and the franchise is valued at an estimate of 1.26 billion dollars. They traditionally aren't one of the better teams in the league.

The redskins are going to get beaten by dallas tonight.

by Alfred Von Glockenspiel October 4, 2005