Standy

An implement, fashioned from wood, used as a display stand and made by a man called Andrew.

Please put the brochures up on the Standy.

by Alfonse LeCreton December 14, 2016

spreadbanging

During intercourse, spreading the legs of a partner then applying prodigious amounts of peanut butter spread to act as a lubricant. Once applied both partners engage at a high frequency of thrustage.

I would spreadbang her so much, get me the the crunchy peanut butter; she would love it.

Jennifer loves spreadbanging so much that she goes through 10kg of sunpat per week.

by Alfonse LeCreton September 01, 2022