Alfonse LeCreton's definitions

spreadbanging

During intercourse, spreading the legs of a partner then applying prodigious amounts of peanut butter spread to act as a lubricant. Once applied both partners engage at a high frequency of thrustage.

I would spreadbang her so much, get me the the crunchy peanut butter; she would love it.

Jennifer loves spreadbanging so much that she goes through 10kg of sunpat per week.

by Alfonse LeCreton September 1, 2022

Standy

An implement, fashioned from wood, used as a display stand and made by a man called Andrew.

Please put the brochures up on the Standy.

by Alfonse LeCreton December 14, 2016