wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

by Alexandre Campeau June 26, 2006

bullshot

noun. Term coined for mass use by the creators of Penny Arcade, referring to prettied-up (typically CG'ed)screenshots of a game in development. These screenshots are then used to create appeal and/or hype for the game prior to its release, but do not show actual in-game graphics.

See the latest bullshot of That Amazing Game 3? There's no way it looks that good.

by Alexandre Campeau September 12, 2005