2 definitions by Alexander Tarrant

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The Clap.
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by Alexander Tarrant July 11, 2008
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When you eat a large volume food that leaves crumbs, such as an entire bag of cookies. By the time you finish your session of gluttony, you have crumbs all over your chest, stomach, and lap, and you have to unhook your belt and pop the button open on your jeans.

This usually occurs on the couch, in the car, on a plane, or anywhere where you are eating without a table and remaining stationary.
Jack Nicholson was crumbs undone after he ate three chocolate croissants while flying first class to London.
by Alexander Tarrant September 26, 2007
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