Captain Slock

A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

by Alexander Rodriguez December 27, 2007

LBERT

To be drunk or high
Like the bad influence and like to send everybody to the hell.

Omg he so LBERT, he come mad drunk with him friends.

by Alexander Rodriguez May 30, 2020

Lbert

Lbert
To be high or drunk
Is a cool guy, like bad influence

Omg I was so LBERT, I was mad high last night!

by Alexander Rodriguez May 29, 2020