Definitions by Alex Z

welfare 

a fat single mother (usually black or hispanic) who chooses not to work but rather to live off of other peoples hard earned money. the majority of people on welfare are below average intellegence and are always unemployed.

how you know someone is on welfare
im a fat single mother who doesnt care about my seven uneducated kids i would rather sit around all day on my lazy ass and live on your tax dollars. o crap im out of money better find some guy to knock me up more kids=more money.

welfare by alex z April 30, 2006

swich records 

Tightest underground hip hop record label around.. promotin the fattest parties in SF..

Swich Records mothafucka!

swich records by Alex Z April 18, 2003