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Poltertext
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When your
phone
is on vibrate and you
swear
you felt it go off but when you look at your
phone
there's no message.
zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a
text
i'll
just
check that...Fuck my
life
! It was a poltertext!
Poltertext
by
Alex McGie
March 7, 2009
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