Swiss Lady

A girl who has been cummed on her nose (mountain top), shat on her forehead (chocolate), and all in a timely manner.

"My boyfriend totally swiss lady-ed me the other night!"

by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007

Guatemalan Surprise

When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.

We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel

by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007