Albert Einswine's definitions

Puerto Rican Bidet

The Puerto Rican Bidet is an act performed in the shower after a good shit. After shitting and not wiping, one enters the shower, bends over like a mule, and utilizes the shower water to cleanse the asshole of fecal matter. Very environmentally friendly. Save the trees; utilize the Puerto Rican Bidet.

I save money and trees by not using toilet paper and utilizing the Puerto Rican Bidet.

by Albert Einswine December 7, 2018