Alaska Gray's definitions

KeShonnagia

A mental disease that causes symptoms of stupid logic, extreme sarcasm, stupid references, puns and/or remarks that lead to perfectly sane insanity. May be effects of bipolar illnesses, and/or maladaptive daydreaming. May be contagious, but is not fatal.

A person with KeShonnagia would say, " Hello, I'm human."

by Alaska Gray December 23, 2014

Jaedasomia

A personality disorder in which side effects include having an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez and your phone, listening to music day and night, and having more guts that 90% of boys. This disorder is contagious and may be related to KeShonnagia.

A person with Jaedasomia would be likely to go in the bathroom with their hone to listen to music.

by Alaska Gray December 23, 2014