Alan Callahan's definitions

Jown

Jown = Jacking Off With Noose. This acronym is used to describe the act of holding a noose around ones neck while masterbating profusely.

Man, I can't wait to get home and Jown.
I woke up last night to Michael Jowning.
I've got a Jowning headache.

by Alan Callahan February 4, 2008