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Often used to describe a UM troll that continues to bait posters with personal attacks because of his intense fear of anti-UM threads.

Often turns sports discussion into personal attacks in his desperate attempt to top the king and be "Uno"

Driven by a deep insecurity to be "Uno" because he suffers with a small penis, a pot belly, and mustard on his T-shirt, and with hope that Rich Rod that was a temporary nightmare, he continues on with his quest.
1) Himself

2) Poster--"What do you think of the Pryor and UM mess?"

Nigel Uno---"Uh, ah, um...you are Opti aren't you??"
by Aintitsweet August 23, 2011

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Duffy Munn: A certain kind of pathogenic and psychotic troll and stalker. Closest to Nigel Uno in nature. Feels the DuffyMunn status will give him "leader" status. (See Rogue leader)

Has a strange delusion in that that he if he attacks certain posters (usually optiking) that people will laugh with him, however they usually laugh at him. Why? Because he suffers from low self-esteem related to micro penis and Napoleonic complex. This is the guy that busts a gut (of course his gut is big enough to bust) over something he said he thought was funny but then proceeds to knock over a beer or spill ketchup on his shirt. He attempts to play 'king of the hill' but usually fails miserably as he usually gets owned, trips over his shoelaces, and tumbles down the mountain.

Scientific Name: Dufus Munnus. (Yes , we call him Dufus for a giggle).
Example: Self-Evident

Example: “That Duffy Munn Dufus is angry and spillin’ shit on himself again.”
by Aintitsweet August 28, 2011

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Rogue Leader: Certain kind of pathogenic troll
with unusual characteristics in that he is not “rogue” in nature as he often travels in packs of trolls, and he is far from a leader but rather a follower and often posts after a Nigel Uno troll or Duffy Munn troll have invaded the board.

Scientific name is Rogus Legus. (Pronunciation of Rogus sounds like Bogus, which he is of course).

This troll, like most trolls, is deeply insecure and so he tries to puff up his pride and stature with troll posts by trying to call himself a “leader”. Except he is not accept by the “Leaders and best”, but has instead chosen the path of “cock roaches and pests”. (Both classifications of course coming from the dark side of course).

Like the Nigel Troll and the Duffy Troll, he rarely talks sports but attacks posters to make up for his lack of endowments and also as a weak attempt to bolster his low self-esteem. In other words, he is a pseudo-leader and usually gets owned at the end of the day like similar pathogens Duffy and Nigel.
Example: Self-Evident

Example: “He ain’t a besty, but rather a pesty Rogue Leader”
by Aintitsweet August 28, 2011

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