Definitions by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq.

Three-Way Bingo 

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.

Three-Way Bingo by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

Mega Jackpot

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a MEGA JACKPOT.

Mega Jackpot by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

Husky Dingo 

An overweight or heavy-set person who enthusiastically performs fellatio. Generally someone who eats their whole meal, their neighbor's meal, and all the table scraps, even if they fell on the floor.

She was a MEGA JACKPOT, a THREE-WAY BINGO.
She slurped me up like a HUSKY DINGO.

Husky Dingo by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

journalismn't

a portmanteau of journalism and the contraction isn't

1 : writing characterized by the obfuscation of facts and the appropriation of falsities intended to bias against or libel an opponent

2 : the collection of opinions and poorly supported conclusions for presentation through the media

3 : sensationalism passed off as news

4 : reporting whose source material is a Wikipedia article

5 : celebrity gossip, when presented through various media

TMZ is running more journalismn't about what Beyonce is going to name her next baby.

journalismn't by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. June 4, 2013