Breakshave

Verb

To dry shave in a non-conventional environment, usually an office or restaurant, whilst on a break (be it a work break, or an emotional break)

Bernard: I hate my friends and want to be alone.

Natasha: Hey, why don't you calm down by having a quick breakshave?

Bernard: Great idea! *Dry shaves in the middle of the Board Room*

by Ah Satan. April 25, 2019