Wolverhampton syndrome.
Usually affecting people who drink the tap water in the west midlands for over 4 years.
Symptoms include but are not restricted to:
Abnormally large or 'bulging' eyes.
The inability to string together a grammatically correct sentence.
Uncontrollable inability to tell the truth.
Exaggeration of world travel.
Over use of referencing "they" or "they say" - (nobody knows who "they" are)
Usually affecting people who drink the tap water in the west midlands for over 4 years.
Symptoms include but are not restricted to:
Abnormally large or 'bulging' eyes.
The inability to string together a grammatically correct sentence.
Uncontrollable inability to tell the truth.
Exaggeration of world travel.
Over use of referencing "they" or "they say" - (nobody knows who "they" are)
Q: Hey man, what was with that wiered dude at the wedding party...
A: the only thing we can be sure about him is that he has wolverhampton syndrome
A: the only thing we can be sure about him is that he has wolverhampton syndrome
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