Adolf hurler's definitions

Bulgarian Bulldozer

The act of putting a strap on top of your penis to add length and girth. Then bulldoze through two humongous tortas until the strap on breaks. You’ll know it worked when your dick is as flat as a pancake.

I won’t be able to tap again! I had a Bulgarian Bulldozer with Latisha and Beyoncé last night.

by Adolf hurler November 20, 2025

Dirty Tudu

The act of coming on someone’s face then wiping it with his or her balls. Then the balls are inserted into a blender and the couple drinks them. Then they wait until they have to poop and eat it again and again. The current record is 50 by a man named Tudu and his Mom

I was doing a dirty Tudu with my mom last night. It was crazy nigga

by Adolf hurler November 20, 2025