Bum Rocket

When you poo and it exits your colon at over 30MPH
Guy1: I just went into the bathroom to take a large poo, and rather than having a normal bowel movement it removed itself from my ass so fast that it ripped my ring!

Guy2: Dude! you just bum rocketed!
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GAY OWL

Relates to origins of Barnabus Owl and later of Steve Owl. Gay Owl creates the meaning of ugliness and often poverty.
Gay Owl: Hey hey

Guy1: Hey Steve!

Guy2: Hey GAY OWL!
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