ECLISE girl

The ECLISE girl is the OC of goodpea2, the developer of the game mod with the same name. She is 16 years old, and she wears a dress that resembles the Thyme Warp.
Holy fucking shit, I wanted to bang the Eclise girl so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I opened eclise, I got a massive erection. I’ve imagined fucking her like a hentai protagonist in every way possible. My dreams are nothing but constant sex with Eclise-Chan. I’m sick of waking up with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those nuts that should’ve been busted inside of Eclise-Chan’s tight 16 year old anime pussy. I want her to have my 2D/3D anime protagonist babies.
Fuck! Fucking GP2 caught me looking at Eclise rule 34 online. I saw her being inflated and I fucking went to town on myself. He has banned me from his server and I’m worried that he’s gonna cry to his fans. I may never see arts of Eclise ever again
by Absolutionist February 13, 2021
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Starch Lord

Starch Lord is a Root Plant card that has 2 strength and 4 health of Guardian Class. He can conjure a root and buff a root’s strength and health by one.
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
by Absolutionist February 06, 2021
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ECLISERS

ECLISERS are the fans of the popular Plants vs. Zombies mod named ECLISE, which is created by a Vietnamese.
ECLISERS are nice people. They are friendly, respectful, and support you during the hard times. Now wait a second....
by Absolutionist February 05, 2021
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