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An overly aggressive male in his mid 20’s who hydrates purely on monster energy, so he can punch his drywall with his Korn music blasting in the background.
Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
by Absolute Niggook June 29, 2019
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