Abraham L. Kless's definitions

Dutch Bagel

A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.

You're such a Dutch Bagel.

Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

Gastankometer

The thing in your car that tells you how much gas you have left.

The gas gauge.

It's time to fill up, my gastankometer is on E.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006