Abel Rely's definitions
(n) shorthand fratboy slang for Newcastle Brown Ale, perhaps the most disgusting of all beverages with the good fortune to be called ales. A beverage for retarded teenagers who have never tasted california microbrew, think hops are what you have when you can jump high, and who fancy themselves sophisticated beer drinkers for having a 21-year-old older brother who pocketed 7 extra dollars from the $20 bill he was given to "pick up a twelver of imports", and now have the mistaken assumption that they are above those who drink cheap American domestic lagers, and are not drinking a watery, flavorless piss beer.
I puked my guts out all over my foosball table after drinking 2 Newcs. I don't remember this stuff tasting this awful. I'm going to bed.
by Abel Rely June 15, 2011
Get the Newcmug.