Definitions by Abby Waters

VPILF 

Noun, Acronym (Pronunciation: V-P-I-L-F or vuh-PILL-ph)

Acronym for "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck."

It's too bad Kerry didn't win the 2004 election. Edwards was a total VPILF. Cheney ... not so much.

VPILF by Abby Waters October 21, 2008