Ab Captain's definitions

Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018

Trunted

Someone who is generally an emo and spends time reading fanfictions due to lack of self-respect.

God, Erick is such a Trunted!

by Ab Captain August 2, 2018