Ab Captain's definitions

Trunted

Someone who is generally an emo and spends time reading fanfictions due to lack of self-respect.

God, Erick is such a Trunted!

by Ab Captain August 2, 2018

Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018