hoff

(v.) - transitive: to engage in coital activities while having one (1) less than the normal number of either or both of the following: toe, testicle.
The one who is 'hoffed' will often perform the walk of shame afterwards. The 'hoffer' usually has distinct mongoloid features.

I can't believe I got hoffed by that one-balled, nine-toed jackass.

by Aaron Triamera March 25, 2008