Guy1: Your mother is staying with me tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy2: What the fuck?
Guy1: She's gonna be eating the excess cookie dough that we have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy2: Fuck you, I'm no longer your friend.
Guy2: What the fuck?
Guy1: She's gonna be eating the excess cookie dough that we have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy2: Fuck you, I'm no longer your friend.
by A_Nerd September 03, 2015