AWrinkleInTime's definitions

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

torina

torina: v. To get angry at the person you have wronged, and attempt to launder the wrong further by bearing false witness about the person to others, and so enlisting their wrath. In this way, the target is struck first by your wrong and secondly by an ever-growing social circle of enmity and boycott. It is a type of living curse, planted as a cover-up of one's own wrong, whose seed is a lie. See: Ten Commandments.

n. An act or instance of torina.

She knew what she needed to do: torina would transmute her betrayal into justice.

by AWrinkleInTime April 4, 2016