muff

1)the hair around a womans genitalia
2)to give oral sex to a woman

you should have seen the bird i pulled last night her muff was bushier than the amazon rainforests!

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

Kandee Kid

PLUR thats all i have to say

by Anonymous July 07, 2003

enter the matrix

sucked

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

stolten

when a relative watches you lick a dog while they stretch themselves outrageously

I was gonna go over to gradpa's house but grandpa wanted me to stolten.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

muschnapio

1. Interchangeable with anybody's name.
2. A verbal communication of one's joy

1. "Hey muschnapio give the milk."
2. "Muschnapio! That's so awesome!"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Matress

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

period

1. The cause of why your girlfriend is letting you get some every night.
2. The answer to why your girlfriend is being a complete bitch
3. something that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesnt die.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003