Definitions by AHERN

Kiwanus 

When too much kiwi l00b has been applied to URANUS.

"Hey, open your anus."
"What're you talking about?"
"Your AYY-NUSS."
"Oh, ANUS. I don't have an anus, I have a KIWANUS. Mainly because I love kiwi l00b."

Kiwanus by AHERN April 17, 2008